Spongemuffin

weve-never-been-alive:

seguinsunderwear:

twerktastic:

British Rowing Team Poses Naked to Help Fight Homophobia. (x)

i thank not only god but also jesus

Dieux Du Stade.

(Source: cyberqueer, via lukesdirtylittlepig)

Timestamp: 1393107068

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

(via lukesdirtylittlepig)

meldaheri:

I am fire I am death

(Source: lessienluinwe, via izybelsun)

Timestamp: 1390467955

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: saintsandzombies, via carolinereadsalot)

eternal-scandal:

sarah-the-artiste:

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

 (via Saffythegeek)

OH MY GOD

omg

(Source: exeters, via insanity-of-the-sane)

Timestamp: 1390309170